Apparently using air conditioning in your car uses tons of energy. Also breaking news: Eating makes you poop.
So a bunch of guys with too much time are spending tons of money making thermo-aware-noncrashable-crashdummies (aka lobster. Black=not ready, red=ready, don't throw it against the wall because your school will suspend you for five days). They're coming up with crazy ideas like pulling electricity out of sound.
“Investigating ways to turn waste heat and ambient noise, generated by an engine, into usable energy. Thermal acoustics, for instance, uses sound waves to transform heat into usable electricity.”
WHAT? You can convert engine hum into electricity. Does that mean that in the future all our energy will come from preschools?
In the end, they'll realize the best way to keep people cool and reduce emissions is to not have AC at all. The roll-down-window-button still works so we're going to have to get used to using it. Or ride the bus/train.
Also, why the hell do journalists love making plot twists in articles? Seriously, leave twisty turny narrative to Frieza and his transformations, get to the point with your article. If people need a hook to give your article a chance, it must be too long. Wake up and smell the future! We've been in it for nine years!
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