We Will Be Full of Plastic

If you didn't know already, drinking copious amounts of “purified” water from plastic bottles makes you sick (because of the polybrominated diphenyl ethers (PDBE) that gets dissolved in the liquid). According to some recent research, “dust and other indoor sources” and eating meat can give you PDBE's.. so if you spend all day in a basement hacking banks, eating McyD's, and drinking Poland Springs, you're really set. For the meat thing I wonder what kinds? Texas Kobe beef or McDonald's half-cardboard stuff? Do the McFlurry spoons contain PDBE's? What about instant ramen?

There is a ton of plastic in our bodies now (US has the highest percentage in the world.. I'm surprised it's not Japan. They are all robots). So what does that mean for the future? We will be mostly plastic.

Wait... that's actually pretty cool. I want a cyber-brain and synthetic organs that don't shutdown from overexposure to alcohol. I want a drunk-mode application so I don't have to pay for booze. Actually, being plastic isn't that bad.

Nevermind, the future won't suck.